What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:43
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Is it possible for doctors to diagnose prostate cancer just by looking at a patient?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
No go.
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
How can you maintain self-control?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way